(Visual Aid: Picture of them on their trip to Paris. I mean Vegas. Never fools anyone.)
Me: Hey Jessica. You know that song with the airplanes and the shooting stars?
Jessica: Yes, I love that song.
Me: Do you know what it's called?
Jessica: No....Do you Brady?
Me: Can you name a line from it?
Jessica: No...can you Brady?
Me: I hate this project. I'll never have friends.
So after a thorough search of the internet typing various things into the search box such as "songs to make me more gangster"(don't exist) and "songs sung by a really promiscuous black girl with the token sex-rap in the middle" I realized that I don't know the name to any other hip hop songs either and that ended that.
I guess I'll have to make friends the old-fashioned way: World of Warcraft.
(Jokes on you, I don't know how to play videogames)
What I really mean is, you guys are just going to have to accept me for who I am, even with my lack of knowledge concerning pop culture.
I expect at least nine texts and three party invites tonight.