So there we were, cleaning up after Erin's wedding...
I was carrying an armload of presents out to a suburban where a fifteen year old boy named Adam was loading them up. A big crowd of ten or eleven adults (all who were strangers to me) were also carrying presents out.
Someone makes the comment: "Wow, Adam is such a helper."
At first I meant to say, "Yeah, what a champ!"
And then mid-sentenced I switched to deciding to say "What a trooper!"
What actually came out: "Yeah! What a TRAMP!"
It's a good thing I'm not chinese or I would bring dishonor to my family daily.